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	<title>Comments for NapkinShower -- Leave your morals at home!</title>
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	<description>Leave your morals at home!</description>
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		<title>Comment on Falcor &#8211; the cock UNblocker by Mandalay</title>
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		<dc:creator>Mandalay</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Dec 2008 16:39:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Cause fuck you.

I&#039;m going to sell you into slavery.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Cause fuck you.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m going to sell you into slavery.</p>
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		<title>Comment on Fanmail by Mandalay</title>
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		<dc:creator>Mandalay</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Dec 2008 05:07:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Punctuation is free now Regan. 
The Republicans finally got something right.

Now that we have established I&#039;m smarter than you, feel free to admit to soliciting prostitutes again, that was classy.

&quot;go back to the prostitute that gave birth to you oh and when you get there tell her thanks for llast night bitch&quot;, stammered Regan as his mother slowly accepted the repercussions of PCP abuse during pregnancy. 

Question: is &quot;llast&quot; pronounced &quot;yast&quot; or are you just historically stupid?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Punctuation is free now Regan.<br />
The Republicans finally got something right.</p>
<p>Now that we have established I&#8217;m smarter than you, feel free to admit to soliciting prostitutes again, that was classy.</p>
<p>&#8220;go back to the prostitute that gave birth to you oh and when you get there tell her thanks for llast night bitch&#8221;, stammered Regan as his mother slowly accepted the repercussions of PCP abuse during pregnancy. </p>
<p>Question: is &#8220;llast&#8221; pronounced &#8220;yast&#8221; or are you just historically stupid?</p>
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		<title>Comment on A pretentious shade of blue by Falcor</title>
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		<dc:creator>Falcor</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Nov 2008 14:12:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The drunken debaucheries are usually... always... a product of my very licentious life</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The drunken debaucheries are usually&#8230; always&#8230; a product of my very licentious life</p>
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		<title>Comment on A pretentious shade of blue by J.</title>
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		<dc:creator>J.</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Nov 2008 14:06:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Nicely done... although a little inconsistent with the drunk sluts postings</description>
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		<title>Comment on My stance on the &#8220;N&#8221; word by 4x4life</title>
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		<dc:creator>4x4life</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Nov 2008 18:42:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>shame on you, that&#039;s racist</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>shame on you, that&#8217;s racist</p>
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		<title>Comment on My stance on the &#8220;N&#8221; word by kochcommajon</title>
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		<dc:creator>kochcommajon</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Nov 2008 17:48:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hahaha, I thought you were talking about black people, like, the entire time.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hahaha, I thought you were talking about black people, like, the entire time.</p>
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		<title>Comment on Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, feed him for life. Then wait for that man to prosper and give his fish to the poor so they can spend them on crack. by kochcommajon</title>
		<link>http://realstoriesweprobablydefinitelymadeup.wordpress.com/2008/11/08/give-a-man-a-fish-feed-him-for-a-day-teach-a-man-to-fish-feed-him-for-life-then-wait-for-that-man-to-prosper-and-give-his-fish-to-the-poor-so-they-can-spend-them-on-crack/#comment-9</link>
		<dc:creator>kochcommajon</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Nov 2008 17:38:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Shit. I&#039;d have a really good comeback if it was 1933.
Ripping on capitalism is like ripping on electricity. I could never really imagine anyone arguing against either. Even despite our recession we&#039;re still a comically prosperous nation.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Shit. I&#8217;d have a really good comeback if it was 1933.<br />
Ripping on capitalism is like ripping on electricity. I could never really imagine anyone arguing against either. Even despite our recession we&#8217;re still a comically prosperous nation.</p>
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		<title>Comment on Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, feed him for life. Then wait for that man to prosper and give his fish to the poor so they can spend them on crack. by oi</title>
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		<dc:creator>oi</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Nov 2008 13:48:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>hmmm, not that funny really... But great timing for praising capitalism. It appears to be working great over there...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>hmmm, not that funny really&#8230; But great timing for praising capitalism. It appears to be working great over there&#8230;</p>
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