The following messages were sent to me from a guy who calls himself “regan =]”
2008/11/30 at 6:04 PM
hey man no wonder you get no girls you talk about them like they are worthles pieces of meat grow a dick and get some respect you douche bag theres no need to ever fucking talk so much shit ok damn man do you have no life to where you have top talk shit on every fucking thing out there seriously you fucking pig fucker suck on a choad and go back to the prostitute that gave birth to you oh and when you get there tell her thanks for llast night bitch
2008/11/30 at 5:59 PM
fuck you man i smoke weed and get more pussy than you suck on that you gweedo little bitch
2008/11/30 at 5:57 PM
no you only hook up with the ugly gay dont steall all the good lookin bois from me babe sowwy =[ try chickens i heard they are crazy
He wants to fuck with me? Fine, my response:
My Dearest "regan =]“
It’s always good to hear from my fans out of the section 8 housing projects. It’s amazing how you manage to feed a drug addiction AND still can afford to pay for an internet connection with your welfare check.
I’m curious, do you ever have to venture far from your house? I figured there are plenty of drug dealers and prostitutes right outside your door. Must be great, I mean fuck those food stamps right? That’s all the nourishment a tortured soul such as yourself really needs.
Oh, and thanks for stalking me, but next time please no slander. I understand you’re frustrated that I have opinions, am better looking than you, and I have (what people with ambitions like to call) a future, but that is no excuse to forget how to use grammar correctly and totally throw sentence structure to the wind.
In regards to “i smoke weed and get more pussy than you”, hookers, prostitutes, your cousins, strippers, and if you pay for it in any way it does not actually count as pussy. No amount of ecstasy can change that.
Try this for a change of pace. Finish jerking off, put down the bong, and Google “grammar” (careful you might learn something). Next, walk across your room, try not to step on any of the used syringes and cum filled socks. Find a window, and open it up. Scream “I am a drug addict” so no one will waste their time caring. When you jump out make sure it’s head first. If you successfully kill yourself, congratulations, that is what accomplishment feels like (or would have felt like, you’re dead now, hopefully). Please keep in mind, this will not improve your life in the slightest, but I will sleep easier at night knowing my tax money isn’t being wasted on your inutile fuckwitted self.
Yours Truly,
Someone better than you
Mandalay said,
December 3, 2008 @ 5:07 am
Punctuation is free now Regan.
The Republicans finally got something right.
Now that we have established I’m smarter than you, feel free to admit to soliciting prostitutes again, that was classy.
“go back to the prostitute that gave birth to you oh and when you get there tell her thanks for llast night bitch”, stammered Regan as his mother slowly accepted the repercussions of PCP abuse during pregnancy.
Question: is “llast” pronounced “yast” or are you just historically stupid?