NapkinShower — Leave your morals at home!

I’ve been pretty bitter this last week about how “hip” socialism has become. “Street” I think is the word you use when it relates to black people. I appear to be the only person in America put off by the fact that the stigma attached to Marxism has suddenly gone MIA so I decided I might as well get on the good ship and have a fun time, comrade. I just hope that when it comes time for Obama to assign tasks that I get something sweet. Sadly it won’t have anything to do with our skills in our previous, capitalist society, cause then Obama wouldn’t be president.
Sorry.
Czar.

Bitterness towards communism aside (I mean the only thing I really have against it is that tens of millions of people have died to try to make it work) Obama is an okay guy. I’m all about a president who doesn’t cover his heart for the national anthem and attends an overtly anti-American church. And he also wants to kill babies. Not in a “pro-life, abortion is murder” sort of way. In a “he has your eyes sweetheart, let’s name him Allen after your father *BABY STOMP!*” sort of way.

So I understand that Obama is not George Bush and that was pretty big with voters. But I can think of at least eight other people who aren’t George Bush that didn’t win a single state. How does that make sense? Val Kilmer isn’t George Bush and doesn’t want to kill babies or rewrite the constitution AND he was fucking Batman. Do you know how many votes Val Kilmer got? You’d be surprised…

Not even a thousand.

What has this country come to when a Muslim, anti-American Marxist with a little more political experience than you, gets more votes than Batman.

But I guess that’s what this nation wants. Well here you fucking go. This should be a fun four years.