Emo kids have long hair, eyeliner, tight jeans, and hot asses and I’m gay because I think they’re cute?
I’m not proud of it or anything, and I think they’re significantly less cute when I find out that they’re actually 15 year old dudes.
This is pretty much the only even arguably gay thing about me other than my fedora and opportunistic tea bagging so I’m deducing that the problem is with the emo kids. I have come up with two in-depth solutions that will completely solve said problem; I will summarize them now.
A.) Buy clothes that fit faggots.
B.) Fuck off.
That’s all.
